The Quotients of Intelligence

Information-driven societies arrange their world into categories. Tests measure the subject’s suitability for various tasks. Today children around the world are weighed and ranked through standardized intelligence exams. The results have been correlated by the Administrators of Data and sifted throughout innumerable algorithms. And yet the computers keep spitting back blasphemy. When the numbers are […]

Race Wars, Holy Wars and Just Wars

Featured Image: Joan of Arc at the Stake, Hermann Stilke (1843). Courtesy Wikimedia Commons For several years the Shadow’s Wormtongues have been trying very, very hard to start an American race war. They have filled mainstream and social media with tales of “White Supremacism” and demonized working-class White Americans as hateful, toothless, gun-toting, meth-addled bigots. […]

What We Know of the Ring

Featured Image Courtesy Wikimedia Commons You have certainly heard Tolkien’s stories. By now they are as ubiquitous as the tales the Grimm brothers compiled and Hans Christian Andersen rediscovered. All those legends have been relegated to the realm of fairy stories. They are entertainment for children and escapism for adults seeking to recapture their childhood. […]

Toward The Unknown Shore

Featured Image: James Archer, Death of King Arthur, 1860. Courtesy Wikimedia Commons For generations your people told stories of their impending demise. Prophets predicted Antichrists; scientists tracked asteroids; writers warned of atom bombs. Your people knew the fate of every empire in a universe sliding toward entropy. Most put the issue aside. Monthly bills hung […]

H.P. Lovecraft: Portrait of an Honest Atheist

Featured Image: “Shoggoth” by Nottsuo (2016) A devout Roman Catholic jump-started a generation’s interest in elves, wizards and quests. An ascetic Providence atheist gave us a much different vision of the reality behind the old myths. J.R.R. Tolkien’s heroes could look toward the West and a light unending. H.P. Lovecraft’s protagonists stared into the gaping […]

The Golden Sceptre and the Iron Crown

Featured Image: Addison’s Walk, Magdalen College, Oxford, England. Photo Wikimedia Commons/Miles Underwood, 2002 On September 19, 1931 three Oxford dons sat down for dinner. Hugo was a High Church Anglican; Ronald a devout Roman Catholic; Jack a skeptical and lukewarm theist. While all three shared a keen interest in English and Germanic folklore, Jack had […]

Infinity in the Palm of your Hand

Featured Image: “The Last Judgement” by Jehan Cousin the Younger (1585). Courtesy Wikimedia COmmons The penultimate episode of NBC’s critically acclaimed The Good Place presented a heaven of endless milkshakes and peak experiences populated by a benumbed Elect. Their finale gave us a happy ending when Michael (Ted Danson), a demonic tormentor turned tutor, offered […]

The Power of Positive Beaver Shots

In a scene where everybody dresses in black, it can be difficult for a protestor to get attention. One young Portland lass figured out that less is more. Dressed in only a stocking cap and COVID mask, she fended off fascism by showing the cops her cooze. The boys in blue were disarmed by her […]